I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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