Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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