I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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