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Just cropdusted the office
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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