I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love having hate sex.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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