Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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