Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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