mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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