I must be too annoying 4 u.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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