I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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