I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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