i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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