I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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