I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
