At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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