I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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