so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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