Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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