Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
