Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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