I think im going to throw up on grandma
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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