just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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