i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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