doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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