11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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