Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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