Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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