no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
nutella sex= disaster
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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