I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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