is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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