Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
