Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
