he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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