Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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