we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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