You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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