love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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