I must be too annoying 4 u.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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