nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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