Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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