I think I died a long time ago.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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