Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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