They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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