I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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