that's an acceptable place to lick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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