Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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