then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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