i would punch a child for taco bell
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
