You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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