Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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