it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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