Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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