I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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