Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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