More tranny stories later!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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